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>>> > > MEN ARE HAPPIER
>>> > >
>>> > > Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple
>>> > > creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
>>>Wedding plans
>>> > > take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
>>>can be
>>> > > President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>>>T-shirt to a
>>> > > water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
>>>mechanics tell you
>>> > > the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive
>>>to another gas
>>> > > station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
>>>have to stop
>>> > > and think of which way to
>>>turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
>>> > > Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100.
>>>People never
>>> > > stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
>>>occasional
>>> > > well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
>>>cut, blister,
>>> > > or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
>>> > >
>>> > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
>>>know stuff about
>>> > > tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
>>>can open all your
>>> > > own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>>>thoughtfulness. If
>>> > > someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
>>>friend.
>>> > >
>>> > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
>>>of shoes are
>>> > > more than
>>>enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
>>> > > unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your
>>>face stays its
>>> > > original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
>>>decades. You only
>>> > > have to shave your face and neck.
>>> > >
>>> > > You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
>>>usually hides your
>>> > > big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for
>>>all seasons. You
>>> > > can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
>>>your nails with a
>>> > > pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
>>>mustache.
>>> > >
>>> > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
>>>December 24 in 25
>>> > > minutes.
>>> > >
>>> > > No
>>>wonder men are happier.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men
>>>who will enjoy
>>> > > reading it.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple
>>> > > creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
>>>Wedding plans
>>> > > take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You
>>>can be
>>> > > President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white
>>>T-shirt to a
>>> > > water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
>>>mechanics tell you
>>> > > the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive
>>>to another gas
>>> > > station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
>>>have to stop
>>> > > and think of which way to
>>>turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay.
>>> > > Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100.
>>>People never
>>> > > stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
>>>occasional
>>> > > well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't
>>>cut, blister,
>>> > > or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
>>> > >
>>> > > Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
>>>know stuff about
>>> > > tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You
>>>can open all your
>>> > > own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
>>>thoughtfulness. If
>>> > > someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your
>>>friend.
>>> > >
>>> > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
>>>of shoes are
>>> > > more than
>>>enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are
>>> > > unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your
>>>face stays its
>>> > > original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
>>>decades. You only
>>> > > have to shave your face and neck.
>>> > >
>>> > > You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
>>>usually hides your
>>> > > big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for
>>>all seasons. You
>>> > > can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
>>>your nails with a
>>> > > pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
>>>mustache.
>>> > >
>>> > > You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
>>>December 24 in 25
>>> > > minutes.
>>> > >
>>> > > No
>>>wonder men are happier.
>>> > >
>>> > >
>>> > > Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men
>>>who will enjoy
>>> > > reading it.
>>> > >
