amitjangid
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
HUSBAND - HAI DEAR,I AM LOGGED IN.
>>
>> WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
>> HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
>>
>> WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
>> HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX,ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
>>
>> WIFE - OHH GOD! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
>> HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME
>>TIME.
>>
>> WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME
>> SHOPPING.
>> HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED.
>>
>> WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
>> HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
>>
>> WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
>> HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
>>
>> WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS
>>MORNING.
>> HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS <CTRL>,<ALT>,<DEL>
>>TO
>> REBOOT.
>>
>> WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
>> HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
>>
>> WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR
>> RECEPTIONIST.
>> HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
>>
>> WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
>> HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
>>
>> WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
>> HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
>>
>> WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
>> HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT
>>WILL CLOSE.
>>
>> WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
>> HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER
>> USER.
>>
>> WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
>> HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
>>
>> WIFE - I AM GOING
>> HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
>>
>>
>>
>> WIFE - HAVE YOU BROUGHT THE SAREE.
>> HUSBAND - BAD COMMAND OR FILE NAME.
>>
>> WIFE - BUT I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT IN MORNING
>> HUSBAND - ERRONEOUS SYNTAX,ABORT,RETRY,CANCEL.
>>
>> WIFE - OHH GOD! FORGET IT WHERE'S YOUR SALARY.
>> HUSBAND - FILE IN USE, READ ONLY, TRY AFTER SOME
>>TIME.
>>
>> WIFE - ATLEAST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD,I CAN DO SOME
>> SHOPPING.
>> HUSBAND - SHARING VIOLATION, ACCESS DENIED.
>>
>> WIFE - I MADE A MISTAKE IN MARRING YOU.
>> HUSBAND - DATA TYPE MISMATCH.
>>
>> WIFE - YOU ARE USELESS.
>> HUSBAND - BY DEFAULT.
>>
>> WIFE - WHO WAS THERE WITH YOU IN THE CAR THIS
>>MORNING.
>> HUSBAND - SYSTEM UNSTABLE, PRESS <CTRL>,<ALT>,<DEL>
>>TO
>> REBOOT.
>>
>> WIFE - WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SOME SNACKS
>> HUSBAND - HARD DISK FULL.
>>
>> WIFE - WHAT IS THE RELATION BETWEEN YOU & YOUR
>> RECEPTIONIST.
>> HUSBAND - THE ONLY USER WITH WRITE PERMISSION.
>>
>> WIFE - WHAT IS MY VALUE IN YOUR LIFE.
>> HUSBAND - UNKNOWN VIRUS DETECTED.
>>
>> WIFE - DO YOU LOVE ME OR YOUR COMPUTER.
>> HUSBAND - TOO MANY PARAMETERS.
>>
>> WIFE - I WILL GO TO MY DADS HOUSE.
>> HUSBAND - PROGRAM PERFORMED ILLEGAL OPERATION, IT
>>WILL CLOSE.
>>
>> WIFE - I WILL LEAVE YOU FOR EVER.
>> HUSBAND - CLOSE ALL PROGRAMS & LOG OUT FOR ANOTHER
>> USER.
>>
>> WIFE - IT IS WORTHLESS TALKING TO YOU
>> HUSBAND - SHUT DOWN THE COMPUTER.
>>
>> WIFE - I AM GOING
>> HUSBAND - ITS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
>>
>>