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rohannmane

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XYZ Office ->

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 5000).

As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 minutes & every employee gathered outside office.

10 minutes passed..................................5 more minutes passed.
Security Officer -> Announcement started,

"Dear Employees - With melting heart

I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% of our employees. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work for employees who are layed off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.

THANK YOU
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