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You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a Pakistani.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.
What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
A Doberman.
How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot the Pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.
What's brown and black and looks great on a Pakistani?
A Doberman.
How can you tell when a Pakistani is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you have when a Pakistani is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of Pakistanis?
He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.