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[Deepakranjanpatra]

1) What's the difference between a fly & a mosquito?
Simple!
A fly can fly, but a mosquito cannot mosquito!!
(2) What did baby corn ask mom corn???
Where is Pop corn?
(3) Why is the River Rich?
It has two Banks!
4) What do computers like to eat?
Chips!
(5) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School???
She had a Bright Student.

 

[dmanjula]

)))))))


A HUSBAND COMES HOME FROM SATSANG.
HE GREETS HIS WIFE AND LIFTS HER UP.
HE THEN CARRIES HER AROUND THE HOUSE WITH A SMILE.
THE WIFE IS SO SURPRISED, SHE ASKS... 'DID THE SWAMI PREACH ABOUT BEING
ROMANTIC TODAY?'
THE HUSBAND SAYS, 'NO, HE SAID WE MUST CARRY OUR BURDENS AND SORROWS WITH A
SMILE'....!!!!!!

 

[mithili]

How do you make a monster float?
Take two scoops of ice-cream, a glass of Coke and add one monster . . .
On which day do monsters eat people?
Chewsday.
Why did the monster eat candles?
For light refreshment.
FIRST MONSTER: I had a nice man to dinner last night.
SECOND MONSTER: So you enjoyed having him?
FIRST MONSTER: Oh yes . . . he was delicious.
What's a monster's favourite soup?
Scream of tomato.
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terror fried.
MONSTER WIFE: I don't know what to make of my husband.
FRIEND: How about a hotpot?
What is a monster's favourite drink?
Demonade.
What do they have for lunch at Monster School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
Which monster eats the fastest?
The goblin.

 

[Rahultalap]

once ram and ravan were seriously fighting ....... Ravan said :chal bye!!!!! Ram said: kyu dar gaya Ravan said: piche dekh Rajnikant aa raha hai.....................................................