vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
frns laughter is the best medicine. so join me in the cause..
LAUGHTER DOSE
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Vikrant Verma
joke 1
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer: Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over
here..
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Vikrant Verma
joke 2
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
why don't you tryagain.
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....
why don't you tryagain.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
some more
1)At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
2)At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
1)At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
2)At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
jjookkeess
1)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
2)When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,
insensitive lout...it's just
the money.
1)At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk
yourself.
2)When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,
insensitive lout...it's just
the money.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
more, more, more
1)When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
2) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
1)When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
2) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
the best 1
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
something to think about
If we could shrink the earth's population to a
village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios
remaining the same, it would look something like the following. There would be:
57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western
Hemisphere - both north and south, 8 Africans, 52 would be female, 48 would be male, 70 would be non-white, 30 would be white, 70 would be non-Christian, 30 would be Christian,89 would be heterosexual, 11 would be homosexual, 6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States,80 would live in substandard housing,70 would be unable to read,50 would suffer from malnutrition,1 would be near death,would be near birth,1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education, 1 would own a computer.
When one considers our world from such a
compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and
education becomes glaringly apparent.
The following is also something to ponder...
If you woke up this morning with more health
than illness... you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of
battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the
pangs of starvation ... you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church meeting without fear
of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than
three billion people in the world.
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes
on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer
than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet,
and spare change in a dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If your parents are still alive and still
married ... you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful.....you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.
If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or
even touch them on the shoulder... you are blessed because you can
offer healing touch.
If you can read this message, you just received
a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you, and furthermore,you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.
Someone once said:
What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
It's National Friendship Week. Send this to
everyone you consider a
FRIEND. Pass this on, and brighten someone'sday. Nothing will happen if you do not decide to pass it along. The only thing that will happen, if you DO pass it on, is that someone might smile
because of you.
If we could shrink the earth's population to a
village of precisely 100 people, with all the existing human ratios
remaining the same, it would look something like the following. There would be:
57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western
Hemisphere - both north and south, 8 Africans, 52 would be female, 48 would be male, 70 would be non-white, 30 would be white, 70 would be non-Christian, 30 would be Christian,89 would be heterosexual, 11 would be homosexual, 6 people would possess 59% of the entire world's wealth and all 6 would be from the United States,80 would live in substandard housing,70 would be unable to read,50 would suffer from malnutrition,1 would be near death,would be near birth,1 (yes, only 1) would have a college education, 1 would own a computer.
When one considers our world from such a
compressed perspective, the need for acceptance, understanding and
education becomes glaringly apparent.
The following is also something to ponder...
If you woke up this morning with more health
than illness... you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
If you have never experienced the danger of
battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the
pangs of starvation ... you are ahead of 500 million people in the world.
If you can attend a church meeting without fear
of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than
three billion people in the world.
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes
on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep...you are richer
than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet,
and spare change in a dish someplace ... you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
If your parents are still alive and still
married ... you are very rare, even in the United States and Canada.
If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful.....you are blessed because the majority can, but most do not.
If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or
even touch them on the shoulder... you are blessed because you can
offer healing touch.
If you can read this message, you just received
a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you, and furthermore,you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.
Someone once said:
What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening.
Live like it's Heaven on Earth.
It's National Friendship Week. Send this to
everyone you consider a
FRIEND. Pass this on, and brighten someone'sday. Nothing will happen if you do not decide to pass it along. The only thing that will happen, if you DO pass it on, is that someone might smile
because of you.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
LALOO
Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At
the ticket counter
Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another
one. The person at the
ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the
money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for
another ticket. The
ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed
with Laloo. He says, "Hey!
What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your
tickets at once?"
Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket,
but every time I try to
go inside the damn man standing at the door tears
apart my ticket!"
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo
decides to do modelling.
On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and
resting his elbows on the
back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day
the photo appears on
the front page of a newspaper.GUESS THE CAPTION
!!Laloo, third from left!
Laloo goes to see the movie "Jhoota Harischandra". At
the ticket counter
Laloo asks for a ticket and gets one on paying.
After a few minutes he returns and asks for another
one. The person at the
ticket counter gives him the ticket and takes the
money.
A few minutes later Laloo is back again and ask for
another ticket. The
ticket issuer gives him the ticket but is annoyed
with Laloo. He says, "Hey!
What's your problem? Why don't you buy all your
tickets at once?"
Laloo replies, "What to do? I need only one ticket,
but every time I try to
go inside the damn man standing at the door tears
apart my ticket!"
After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo
decides to do modelling.
On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and
resting his elbows on the
back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day
the photo appears on
the front page of a newspaper.GUESS THE CAPTION
!!Laloo, third from left!
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
bihari professor
A Bihari Professor#
Inside the Class :----------------
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger
half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed
away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the
class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have
winter in my nose today ...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....# About his
family :----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are
girls...(?)#
At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :-----------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?#
Giving a punishment :
-------------------* You, rotate the ground four
times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)#
Sir at his best :---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he happened to see
one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did
not see them. So the
next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday
I saw you WITH MY WIFE
at the Cinema Theatre"
A Bihari Professor#
Inside the Class :----------------
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger
half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed
away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the
class .. )
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please. I have
winter in my nose today ...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of
Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....# About his
family :----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are
girls...(?)#
At the ground :
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
# To a boy, angrily :-----------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?#
Giving a punishment :
-------------------* You, rotate the ground four
times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)#
Sir at his best :---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he happened to see
one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did
not see them. So the
next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday
I saw you WITH MY WIFE
at the Cinema Theatre"
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
LALOO ji
The Most Intelligent Person: Laloo!
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a
schoolboy were travelling by a
private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and
the pilot came out
shouting,"This plane is going to crash! And we have
only four parachutes and
there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a
very important pilot I am
taking one parachute and getting out of here."
Saying this he rushed to the
luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off
the plane.
Sonia Gandhi said,"Since I am the future Prime
Minister of India I am very
important and have to live!" She also grabbed a
parachute and jumped.
Laloo Yadav said,"I am the king-maker of this
country, the most honest
politician of India and above all the most
intelligent person living in this
country, and the most intelligent person must
live!" Saying so Laloo went
to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the
plane.
The old saint said to the school boy, "There is
only one parachute left, and
there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need
to live any more. You
take the last parachute and jump."
The school boy said,"Don't worry! There are still
two parachutes left with
us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav,
jumped off the plane with my
school bag!"
Laloo's quote on the Gandhi family
This is one of the many laughable statements that
Mr. Laloo Yadav
has said during his lifetime.Smt. Indira Gandhi ke
do bete the.
Ek ko desh chalane ka showk tha.
Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.
Doosre ko plane chalane ka showk tha.
Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya.
The Most Intelligent Person: Laloo!
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a
schoolboy were travelling by a
private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and
the pilot came out
shouting,"This plane is going to crash! And we have
only four parachutes and
there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a
very important pilot I am
taking one parachute and getting out of here."
Saying this he rushed to the
luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off
the plane.
Sonia Gandhi said,"Since I am the future Prime
Minister of India I am very
important and have to live!" She also grabbed a
parachute and jumped.
Laloo Yadav said,"I am the king-maker of this
country, the most honest
politician of India and above all the most
intelligent person living in this
country, and the most intelligent person must
live!" Saying so Laloo went
to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the
plane.
The old saint said to the school boy, "There is
only one parachute left, and
there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need
to live any more. You
take the last parachute and jump."
The school boy said,"Don't worry! There are still
two parachutes left with
us! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav,
jumped off the plane with my
school bag!"
Laloo's quote on the Gandhi family
This is one of the many laughable statements that
Mr. Laloo Yadav
has said during his lifetime.Smt. Indira Gandhi ke
do bete the.
Ek ko desh chalane ka showk tha.
Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.
Doosre ko plane chalane ka showk tha.
Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
conference
During an International conference, three
scientists, an American, a
German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging
about the technological
advances their respective countries have achieved
in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby
boy born without arms so
we attached artificial arms on him. And now that
he's grown up and became an
Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist!"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have
achieved. Back in
Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so
we attached a pair of
artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time
Olympics marathon gold
medallist!"The Indian interjected, "Is that all you
have achieved , just gold
medallists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born
without a HEAD! We
attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has
grown up and now he is
the Chief Minister of Bihar!"
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was
huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which
Laloo replied "65Kgs" and
moved on...
Laloo's Slogan:
Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo,Tab Tak Rahega Hamara
P.M. Laloo.
During an International conference, three
scientists, an American, a
German, and an Indian, were talking and bragging
about the technological
advances their respective countries have achieved
in the field of medicine.
The American said "In Washington, there was a baby
boy born without arms so
we attached artificial arms on him. And now that
he's grown up and became an
Olympic professional boxer and a gold medallist!"
The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have
achieved. Back in
Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so
we attached a pair of
artificial legs on her. Now she is a three-time
Olympics marathon gold
medallist!"The Indian interjected, "Is that all you
have achieved , just gold
medallists? In Patna, Bihar we had a baby boy born
without a HEAD! We
attached a COCONUT and called him Laloo and he has
grown up and now he is
the Chief Minister of Bihar!"
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was
huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which
Laloo replied "65Kgs" and
moved on...
Laloo's Slogan:
Jab Tak Rahega Samosa Me Aloo,Tab Tak Rahega Hamara
P.M. Laloo.
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
laloo raj
What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes
India's Prime Minister:
1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat
hai...
2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta3. National Drink
: Fresh Buffalo Milk
4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar
5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (AM)& Buffalo
Race (PM)
6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va7. National Toy :
A. K. 58
8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare
Dozen
9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya
Gentleman
10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart
11. National Recreation : Pro-creation .
What would be changed if Laloo Prasad becomes
India's Prime Minister:
1. National Anthem : Khana Pina Adhik Zaroorat
hai...
2. National Attire : Dhoti & Kurta3. National Drink
: Fresh Buffalo Milk
4. National Animal : Buffalo, from Bihar
5. National Sport : Milking Buffalo (AM)& Buffalo
Race (PM)
6. Corporate Language : Enlish-va7. National Toy :
A. K. 58
8. National Family Planning Policy : Hum Do, Humare
Dozen
9. National Documentry Film : Laloo Ban Gaya
Gentleman
10. National Vehicle : Buffalo Cart
11. National Recreation : Pro-creation .
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
ramu
Somu : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you
pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass
by
value or pass by reference..
ramu : ???!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------
Ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just
talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu: how do u say that?
ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my
home address!
Somu : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you
pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass
by
value or pass by reference..
ramu : ???!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------
Ramu: i am very very sure that the guy who just
talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu: how do u say that?
ramu: he asked my physical address instead of my
home address!
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
ramu 2
Ramu: shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in
the next cabin must be a farmer before ...
somu: How do u know...?
Ramu: he asked me today that is there a way to
cultivate the bit fields..!!
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ramu: why people are beating that SW engg black and
blue?
somu: it seems, he asked one of them that whether
"vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
Ramu: shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in
the next cabin must be a farmer before ...
somu: How do u know...?
Ramu: he asked me today that is there a way to
cultivate the bit fields..!!
----------------------------------------------------------------
ramu: why people are beating that SW engg black and
blue?
somu: it seems, he asked one of them that whether
"vante mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
ramu 3
ramu: Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very
naive..
somu: How do u say that?
ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++
next to Arabin Sea.
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ramu: Hey.... whats time now?
somu: System time or local time...??
ramu: Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very
naive..
somu: How do u say that?
ramu: He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++
next to Arabin Sea.
----------------------------------------------------------------
ramu: Hey.... whats time now?
somu: System time or local time...??
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
computer jokes
ramu: Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not
booting up!
somu: may be, its internal buses are on
strike..check out!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have
heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus.
Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star channel?
somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star
Channel.
---------------------------------------------------------
geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
seetha : how do u say that?
geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of
Pascal!
----------------------------------------------------------
ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0
has got everything... The Developer Studio can really
do magic...
umesh : Can we use that to develope the
photo-negatives?
--------------------------------------------------------
ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often
with a cloth?
somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. thats why?
ramu: Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not
booting up!
somu: may be, its internal buses are on
strike..check out!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have
heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus.
Whats this Star Equals??? Is it a new Star channel?
somu : No. = operator has been overloaded in Star
Channel.
---------------------------------------------------------
geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
seetha : how do u say that?
geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of
Pascal!
----------------------------------------------------------
ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0
has got everything... The Developer Studio can really
do magic...
umesh : Can we use that to develope the
photo-negatives?
--------------------------------------------------------
ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often
with a cloth?
somu : clear command is not working properly for my
terminal. thats why?
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
more, more and more
babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal
is compatible with computer... but its audio portion
is not at all working
gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb
terminals???
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Vanish: We have shifted our home to Malleswaram
now..
soni : right shift or left shift??
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kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal
sambar?
muniamma : u mean recipe..?
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vanish: Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a
cover into the floppy drive?
bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
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Software DT in Heaven:
ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell
today...it says mail "demon" not running...
somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost
not reachable" and bounces back!
babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal
is compatible with computer... but its audio portion
is not at all working
gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb
terminals???
------------------------------------------------------
Vanish: We have shifted our home to Malleswaram
now..
soni : right shift or left shift??
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kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal
sambar?
muniamma : u mean recipe..?
--------------------------------------------------------
vanish: Hey.. why is that sardaarji inserting a
cover into the floppy drive?
bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
--------------------------------------------------------------
Software DT in Heaven:
ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell
today...it says mail "demon" not running...
somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost
not reachable" and bounces back!
vikrantverma
Vikrant Verma
love is gr8
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived:
Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love.
One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink,so all prepared their boats and left the island.
Love was the only one who stayed behind. You see, Love wanted to wait until the last possible moment before leaving. The island was almost sunk, and Love decided to ask for help.
Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness,can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."
Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.
Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you" "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"
Happiness passed by Love too; Happiness did not hear the cry for help, for Happiness was so happy.
Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that Love forgot to ask the elder's name.
When they arrived at dry land, the elder went on its way. Love,realizing how much it owed the elder asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love, "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep Wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."
Once upon a time, there was an island where all the feelings lived:
Happiness, Sadness, Knowledge, and all of the others including Love.
One day it was announced to the feelings that the island would sink,so all prepared their boats and left the island.
Love was the only one who stayed behind. You see, Love wanted to wait until the last possible moment before leaving. The island was almost sunk, and Love decided to ask for help.
Richness was passing by Love in a grand boat. Love said, "Richness,can you take me with you?" Richness answered, "No, I can't. There is a lot of gold and silver in my boat. There is no place here for you."
Love decided to ask Vanity who was also passing by in a beautiful vessel, "Vanity, please help me!" "I can't help you Love. You are all wet and might damage my boat," Vanity answered.
Sadness was close by so Love asked for help, "Sadness, let me go with you" "Oh...Love, I am so sad that I need to be by myself!"
Happiness passed by Love too; Happiness did not hear the cry for help, for Happiness was so happy.
Suddenly, there was a voice, "Come Love, I will take you." It was an elder. Love felt so blessed and overjoyed that Love forgot to ask the elder's name.
When they arrived at dry land, the elder went on its way. Love,realizing how much it owed the elder asked Knowledge, another elder, "Who helped me?" "It was Time," Knowledge answered. "Time?" asked Love, "But why did Time help me?" Knowledge smiled with deep Wisdom and answered, "Because only Time is capable of understanding how great Love is."