lame jokess

Question: what is the cube of 13?


Answer: Its : SUROOR


Wondering how?


thats bcoz....


TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR



Question: Ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi, use log hanuman bulate the....batao kyon?


Answer: kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..



Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?


Answer: Sita with Ravan



Question: What does the kangaroo say when she finds her baby missing?


Answer: Aaila!!!!! kisi ne mera pocket maar liya



Question: An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant. But Ant’s parents r against their marriage. Why?


Answer: They gave a solid reason... Ladke ke daant (teeth) bahar hain



Question: What would u call a girl who never laughs??


Answer: Hasina



Question: 3+ 3 =8


Bataao Kaise?


Bataao Bataao!


Nahi Pata?!!


Answer: Arre... Galati se!!!!!



Question: What’s the opposite of “Dominoes”???


Think


Think


Think


Think


Think


Tired of thinking???


Answer: Well the answer is “Domi doesn’t know”



Question: What is the opposite of “Pizza Hut”


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Answer: “Pizza.... Hutna mat”



Question: Santa Singh went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.


:-(


Guess why ?


Answer: Because there it was written “Number dial karne se pehele do lagae”




Question: Ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise baahar nikalega???? ??? .........


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Answer: Geela ho ke nikalega.... ..



Question: Ek aadmi ki jaan jaa rahi hai to use kya khilaoge ........


sweets.... nopes


salt...... nopes


think


think


are yaar..


Answer: Birla White Cement


kyunki iske ander jaan hai.......



Question: Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an Orange ?


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Answer: They Both Are Not a Banana !!



Sorry for torturing you all mentally, please don’t kill me.
 
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