LALLU'S FORMULA FOR BRITISH DIPLOMAT

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Vinay Dubey
Look at the Laloo's point


A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee.


During a Garden party at the Palace, he thought of entertaining Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.


He said, "Your excellency,

Look at the value of the alphabet:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:


H A R D W O R K

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only


K N O W L E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only


L O B B Y I N G

12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only


L U C K

12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only


Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.


A T T I T U D E

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %


Sir, do you find it useful?


This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your Kingdom prosperous.


Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do t in less than a year"


Lalloojee thought for a while; and said,


"I have better formula. See this......


C O R R U P T I O N

3 15 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 111 %


Do you want me to come and teach your people?

I can do it in less than one week."
 
once laloo went 2 grmany.....the politician who invit him gave a party 2 laloo at his home...the home was a awesome in prptn of his salary...laloo asked howz this possible?? he said , look there , there is a one bridge- 10% laloo said ok......
next tym laloo invitd him 2 his house.....laloos house 2 much better than his house....he said howz this possible?? laloo said, look there is a one bridge outside a window.....he said i cant c any bridge there...laloo said 100%....
 
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