kanjoos

akshkub

Akshat Kubadia
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.
 
Titanic ke saath kanjoos bhi doob raha tha
Aur hans bhi raha tha
Dost: Oye,, tu hans kyun raha hai?
Kanjoos: Shukr hai main ne return ticket nahi khareeda...
 
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