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A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for
emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy
man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of
Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently
patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend
to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in
cash?" persisted the nun. "I'm afraid I cannot, Sister." "Well,
do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed. "Just my
sister in New York," he volunteered. "But she's a spinster
nun."
"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not 'spinsters;'
they are married to God."
"Really...wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, you can send
the bill to my brother-in-law!
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About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided
to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa...", he
thought "No, I will go to a higher authority", so he decided to
write a letter to Jesus.
"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good
for two weeks.."
"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for two weeks", he thought to
himself.
So he started all over again...
"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas I will be good
for one week."
"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for one week", he thought to
himself.
So he quickly ran to the Study room and grabbed their statue of
Mary, and quickly wrapped it up in a blanket.
He started all over again.
"Dear Jesus, I have your mother...if you ever want to see her
again...get me a bike for Christmas!"
emergency surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy
man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of
Mercy, who was waiting by his bed.
"Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," said the nun, gently
patting his hand. "We do need to know, however, how you intend
to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"
"No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in
cash?" persisted the nun. "I'm afraid I cannot, Sister." "Well,
do you have any close relatives?" the nun essayed. "Just my
sister in New York," he volunteered. "But she's a spinster
nun."
"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Smith. Nuns are not 'spinsters;'
they are married to God."
"Really...wonderful," said Smith. "In that case, you can send
the bill to my brother-in-law!
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About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided
to write a letter to Santa. He started "Dear Santa...", he
thought "No, I will go to a higher authority", so he decided to
write a letter to Jesus.
"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good
for two weeks.."
"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for two weeks", he thought to
himself.
So he started all over again...
"Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas I will be good
for one week."
"NO NO NO NO I can't be good for one week", he thought to
himself.
So he quickly ran to the Study room and grabbed their statue of
Mary, and quickly wrapped it up in a blanket.
He started all over again.
"Dear Jesus, I have your mother...if you ever want to see her
again...get me a bike for Christmas!"