joke

[modivarsha]

Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."

 

[ben.karkaria]

interviewer: what is a skeleton?
sardarji: sir skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it...