joke

[tjp173]

husband runs into home telling, 'pack your bag, i won 10 millions in lottery'.
wife: do i pack for beach or hills?
husband: who cares? just pack & get lost.......

 

[shrutimbe]

Teacher-give me an example of active and passive voice
student-active voice->tere mast-mast do nain,mere dil ka le gaye chain
passive->mere dil ka le gaye chain,tere mast-mast do nain

 

[prigoud]

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.