joke

chintu goes to a medical store and asks for a condom
The store owner asks chintu to leave at once or he would call his father
chintu persists with his demand
The embarassed storekeeper gives him a condom
chintu vanishes behind the bushes
A few moments later chintu's father goes to the same medical store to buy a pack of condoms
The shopkeeper chides him and narrates what has happened
chintu's father goes in search of chintu
He finds chintu behind the bushes trying to wear the condom over his head
Chintu's father is shocked ans asks him whats he doing?
Chintu says papa mere school mein fancy dress competition hai
Koi Hathi ban ke Jaa raha hai Koi Ghoda ban ke ja raha hai Main Lauda ban ke Jaaraha hoon

 

[prantika2323]

o this rope walks into a bar (or slithers, or whatever), and takes a seat. The bartender turns one lazy eye at the rope, and says: "Hey! We don't serve yer kind here!", and then throws the rope out of the bar.
Never one to give up a cold one, the rope reaches up, and starts messing with the knot at the top of his head (or end of his rope, whatever), until it's just a huge 'fro of hemp. Then he goes back inside, sits at the bar, and orders a beer.
The bartender turns around, and yells: "Ain't you that feller I just threw outa here?!?"
The rope looks up at the 'tender, and says: "Frayed Knot."

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