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[mona galgotia]

WHAT IS EDUCATION?

ACCORDING TO SECTION 56(B) OF STUDENT'S ACT, 1932, 'IT IS THE PROCESS OF WASTING 1/4 OF YOUR LIFE IN LEARNING HOW TO WASTE THE REMAINING 3/4'.

 

[vicky_600]

- Now am married, please raise my pay
Boss: am soory we are not responsible for accidents

 

[vicky_600]

Board:- Do not use Mobile
Santa starts caalling everyone and says DON'T CALL ME NOW

 

[vicky_600]

the fact:
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband

 

[vicky_600]

Santa to BAnta: Ye chaku kyun Ubaaal Rahe ho?
Banta: Suicidde karte huye infection nna ho isliye