joke- santa-banta

[sam_mba]

How do you recognize Santa's son Pappu in the school?
Ans- He is the one who erases the notebook when teacher erases d black -board.

Why is Santa standing below the tubelight with an open mouth?
- b'coz doctor has told him ' aaj light khana kaho'

Teacher: What is d largest production of India?
Pappu- Indians.

Banta: why r u standing in front of mirror for such long time ?
santa:I m trying to remember where i hv seen this face before

 

[5000forum]

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:44 pm Post subject: Santa Banta Jokes
Santa Banta Jokes
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..."

air-hostess tells him -B- silent. So santa starts shouting- "ombay ombay"

 

[5000forum]

Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel. .............

 

[confused21]

really gr8 jokes keep posting more...........

 

[ngzz]

man wd a judi.............................!!!!!!????!!!!!!

 

[flyingfin]

LOL. Hilarious jokes!

hahhaahh

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