MAXDROIT
Vyankatesh Rathi
> >1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
> >2. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> >3. Monday Night Football.
> >4. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
> >5. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
> >6. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
> >7. All your orgasms are real.
> >8. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
> >10. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic
> that everyone secretly hates you.
> >11. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
> >12. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
> >13. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> >14. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
> be your friend.
> >15. None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry.
> >16. If your 34 and single nobody notices.
> >17. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
> >18. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
> >19. Flowers fix everything.
> >20. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
> >21. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
> >22. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
> >23. Foreplay is optional.
> >24. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
> >25. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
> >26. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's
> just too scary.
> >27. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
> >28. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
> >29. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
> >30. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
> >31. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
> >32. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
> >33. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
> >34. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
> >35. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the
> mood.
> >36. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it
> with a hammer and throw it across the room.
> >37. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
> >38. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So notice
> anything different?"
> >39. Baywatch
> >40. There is always a game on somewhere.
> >2. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
> >3. Monday Night Football.
> >4. You don't have to monitor your friends sex lives.
> >5. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
> >6. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
> >7. All your orgasms are real.
> >8. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
> >10. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic
> that everyone secretly hates you.
> >11. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.
> >12. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
> >13. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
> >14. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still
> be your friend.
> >15. None of your coworkers have the power to make you cry.
> >16. If your 34 and single nobody notices.
> >17. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
> >18. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
> >19. Flowers fix everything.
> >20. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
> >21. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
> >22. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
> >23. Foreplay is optional.
> >24. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
> >25. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
> >26. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's
> just too scary.
> >27. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
> >28. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
> >29. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
> >30. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them.
> >31. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.
> >32. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
> >33. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
> >34. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*#k it!"
> >35. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the
> mood.
> >36. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it
> with a hammer and throw it across the room.
> >37. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
> >38. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So notice
> anything different?"
> >39. Baywatch
> >40. There is always a game on somewhere.