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Interview of Malaysian Candidate for Space Flight
> > >
> > >American Spaceman is called Astronaut
> > >
> > >Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
> > >
> > >Chinese Spaceman is called Taiko-naut
> > >
> > >Malaysian Spaceman ---------- Can-or-naut
> > >
> > >Subject: Malaysian Astronauts
> > >
> > >
> > > Dr. M was about to send the first Malaysian
> rocket into space.
> > > Three potential astronauts were called for an
> interview -
> > >one
> > > Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
> > >
> > > Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu,
> this is a
> > > dangerous mission...How much do you think you
> should be paid for
> > >it?"
> > > Muthu thinks to himself and says, "One million
> ringgit." "Why so
> > >much?"
> > > asks Dr. M.
> > > "Nowadays toddy very expensive, Datuk..."
> replies Muthu.
> > > "I see," says Dr. M. "Thank you...please ask
> the Malay guy to
> > > come here,"
> > >
> > > So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same
> question.
> > > "Uh...2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay
> applicant.
> > > "Two million? That's a lot of money! Even the
> aneh before you
> > > only asked for one million!"
> > > "You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives
> and 15
> > > children ... so 20 of us in the family, we
> > >need a lot of money to support ourselves..." "I
> see," says Dr. M.
> > >"Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come here
> now?"
> > >
> > > The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah
> Chong, this is a
> > >dangerous mission, how much do you think you
> should be paid?" Ah Chong
> > >thinks
> > >for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
> Mahathir is shocked.
> > >"What?!?!"
> > >
> > >
> > > 3 million? Why so much?!"
> > >
> > > Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and
> whispers,
> > > "One million you keep, one million I keep, and
> then one more
> > > million to send the aneh into space."
> > >
> > >American Spaceman is called Astronaut
> > >
> > >Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
> > >
> > >Chinese Spaceman is called Taiko-naut
> > >
> > >Malaysian Spaceman ---------- Can-or-naut
> > >
> > >Subject: Malaysian Astronauts
> > >
> > >
> > > Dr. M was about to send the first Malaysian
> rocket into space.
> > > Three potential astronauts were called for an
> interview -
> > >one
> > > Indian, one Malay and one Chinese.
> > >
> > > Dr. M interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu,
> this is a
> > > dangerous mission...How much do you think you
> should be paid for
> > >it?"
> > > Muthu thinks to himself and says, "One million
> ringgit." "Why so
> > >much?"
> > > asks Dr. M.
> > > "Nowadays toddy very expensive, Datuk..."
> replies Muthu.
> > > "I see," says Dr. M. "Thank you...please ask
> the Malay guy to
> > > come here,"
> > >
> > > So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same
> question.
> > > "Uh...2 million boleh lah," replies the Malay
> applicant.
> > > "Two million? That's a lot of money! Even the
> aneh before you
> > > only asked for one million!"
> > > "You see, Datuk," explains Mat. "I have 4 wives
> and 15
> > > children ... so 20 of us in the family, we
> > >need a lot of money to support ourselves..." "I
> see," says Dr. M.
> > >"Okay, can you ask the Chinese guy to come here
> now?"
> > >
> > > The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. M asks, "Ah
> Chong, this is a
> > >dangerous mission, how much do you think you
> should be paid?" Ah Chong
> > >thinks
> > >for a while, and suddenly says, "3 million."
> Mahathir is shocked.
> > >"What?!?!"
> > >
> > >
> > > 3 million? Why so much?!"
> > >
> > > Ah Chong beckons Dr. M to come closer, and
> whispers,
> > > "One million you keep, one million I keep, and
> then one more
> > > million to send the aneh into space."