MAXDROIT
Vyankatesh Rathi
An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a
different
hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do
here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many
more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very
long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they
do there?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian
Devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are
there
so many people waiting to get in?"
Because here there is never any electricity, so the electric
chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails,
and the devil is a Govt. servant,so he comes in, signs in the
register and then goes to the canteen
different
hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do they do
here?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German
devil comes in
and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on.
He
checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many
more. He
discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German
hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very
long
line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they
do there?"
He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an
hour. Then they
lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian
Devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are
there
so many people waiting to get in?"
Because here there is never any electricity, so the electric
chair does not work,
someone has stolen all the nails,
and the devil is a Govt. servant,so he comes in, signs in the
register and then goes to the canteen
