MAXDROIT
Vyankatesh Rathi
This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the
>UPSC(IAS)Examinations. Candidate has written an essay on the Indian
>cow:
>
>
> Indian Cow
>
>HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
>And
>because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got
>child.]
>He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
>But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
>afterwards.
>
>His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes
>from
>4 taps attached to his basement.
>[ horses dont have any such attachment ]
>What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
>condensed
>milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and
>mankind
>generally.
>His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.,
>Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to trees, plants as
>well as
>for making flat cakes[like Pizza ], in hand, and
>drying in the sun.
>Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
>afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside
>of
>the
>mouth.
>He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and
>defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.
>This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
>paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
>great
>velocity forwards.
>He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar
>animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side.
>This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive
>bod!
>y hereupon he gives hit with it.
>The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head
>is
>not
>crushed. At night time have poses by looking
>down
>on the ground and he shouts .
>His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is the
>cow.......
>We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an
>IAS,
>is
>bihar in somewhere,..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]
>UPSC(IAS)Examinations. Candidate has written an essay on the Indian
>cow:
>
>
> Indian Cow
>
>HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed,
>And
>because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got
>child.]
>He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
>But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
>afterwards.
>
>His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes
>from
>4 taps attached to his basement.
>[ horses dont have any such attachment ]
>What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
>condensed
>milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and
>mankind
>generally.
>His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species.,
>Also his other motion.. [gober] is much useful to trees, plants as
>well as
>for making flat cakes[like Pizza ], in hand, and
>drying in the sun.
>Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
>afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside
>of
>the
>mouth.
>He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and
>defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.
>This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be
>paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
>great
>velocity forwards.
>He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar
>animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side.
>This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive
>bod!
>y hereupon he gives hit with it.
>The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head
>is
>not
>crushed. At night time have poses by looking
>down
>on the ground and he shouts .
>His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is the
>cow.......
>We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an
>IAS,
>is
>bihar in somewhere,..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]