Imagine what happens if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven

[vengabeats]

Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.

When you pray, you will get this response:

"Hi, thank you for calling Heaven. If you want to speak to Lord
Ganesha -Press 1

Lord Shiva - Press 2

Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan")

For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4

For Further Assistance from Menaka / Pari / Angels - Press *.



You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following
message:

If you want to make a request - Press 5

For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 (Seldom works)

For thanks giving - Press 7

For any thing else, please press 8 and wait for the Customer
Support
Angel to talk to you.


If you would like to hear Narad Muniji (TOLLFREE) singing

Bhajan while you are holding - Press *


After a few minutes comes the following message:

"Our records show that you have already prayed once today.

Please try again tomorrow.

Meanwhile, if you require any emergency assistance, please
contact
our

offshore Customer Support Executive Priest of your nearest
temple.


Thank you for calling

Have a nice day!!!!!

 

[kartik]

Nice one Venga ... Lets install this kinda system in reality.. .. Im sure many ppl will call for prayers

 

[successful_cfo]

But they should be allowed to call for prayers more then once wat say?