Ice cream

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A Little boy went to an ice cream shop and
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asked:"How much a large cup costs.. ??
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Waiter:"15Rs
The boy started counting how much he had in his pocket..
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Then he asked:"how much a small cup cost.. ??
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Waiter:"12RS The boy asked for a small cup.. He had it. Paid bill and left .
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When the waiter came to pick the empty cup, he had tears in his eyes 2 see that the boy had left RS 3 as tip for him..
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Thumps Up For d Little Kid..:SugarwareZ-224:
 
A dish of ice cream


In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

“How much is an ice cream sundae?”

“50 cents,” replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it.

“How much is a dish of plain ice cream?” he inquired. Some people were now waiting for a table and the waitress was a bit impatient.

“35 cents,” she said brusquely.

The little boy again counted the coins. “I’ll have the plain ice cream,” he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and departed.

When the waitress came back, she began wiping down the table and then swallowed hard at what she saw.

There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were 15 cents – her tip.


Moral: don’t judge the book by its cover!
 
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,

"This is the dumbest kid in the world.

Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a 2 pound coin in one hand and two 50ps in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

"Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the two 50ps and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy next to an ice cream van.

"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two 50ps instead of the 2 pound coin?"

The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied,

"Because, the day I take the 2 pound coin, the game is over."
 
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