MAXDROIT
Vyankatesh Rathi
A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast.
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're
cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need
more
butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going
to
stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have
you lost your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and
asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a
couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving with you in the car."
Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're
cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need
more
butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going
to
stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me
when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have
you lost your mind?
Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and
asked, "What the heck is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a
couple of eggs?"
The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels
like when I'm driving with you in the car."