themaharana
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench
> rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk.
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello"
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> MAN: "Yes"
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
> only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
> models. I saw one I really liked."
> MAN: "How much?"
> WOMAN: "$90,000"
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house I wanted last year is
> back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
> probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a
> pretty good price."
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker
> room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and
> asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
bench
> rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to
talk.
> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: "Hello"
> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
> MAN: "Yes"
> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
> only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
> MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
> models. I saw one I really liked."
> MAN: "How much?"
> WOMAN: "$90,000"
> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing.... The house I wanted last year is
> back on the market. They're asking $950,000"
> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
> probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It's really a
> pretty good price."
> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
> MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the
locker
> room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape..... He smiles and
> asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"