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Rohit Nangia
THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON....

ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY
THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES:

"I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.

I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE."

THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

THERE IS A "THANK YOU" CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.

A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT.

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.

I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE.

THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.

THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD
AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.


AN INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE
BARBER AFTER THE CUT.

BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: "I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU.

I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. "

THE INDIAN SOFTWARE ENGINEER IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.

THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP,

GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE...?



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CAN YOU GUESS?








TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.


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COME ON, THINK LIKE AN INDIAN.................
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A DOZEN INDIANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT!
 
KID WORKIN IN D BARBER SHOP

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer,
"This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other,
then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy
takes the quarters and leaves.

"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store. "Hey son, May I ask you a question? Why did you
take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"

The boy licked his cone and replied, !!!"Because the day I take the dollar,
the game is over!"!!!
 
A local barber shop in US installed a new robotic barber to take
some off the pressure off the owner.

A fellow came in for a haircut and after being told about the
"new barber" decided he would give it a try.

As the robot began to cut his hair, it asked the man, "What's your IQ?"

The man replied, "140." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about physics, astronomy, investments, insurance, and so on.
The man listened intently and said "This is really cool."

Later another man who was waiting for a haircut stepped up to the robot's chair, sat down and the robot asked him before beginning his haircut, "What's your IQ?" The man replied "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. This man too thought to himself "Wow! This is really cool."

Next, a third man stepped up to the robot's chair, seated himself and the robot, as with the others, asked him "What's your IQ?"

The man replied "30." The robot then said,
"So, I understand you Democrats are really excited about
Hillary running for president?"
 
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