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Avishkar Agarwal
1st Guy : My wife's an angel
>2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!
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1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere doest ke sath bhaag gayi
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa
>1st Man: Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha
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URGENT: 3 units of blood needed!.
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.Since ur Blood Group will b perfectly matching
pls contact BLUE CROSS immediately.
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.Use this opportunity 2save a Monkeys life
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What is true friendship ? U cry, I cry U sad, I sad U laughing, I
laughing..U jump out of d window I still laughing...
He he he he he
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IQ Test Results u r brain has 2 halves,
in left half there's nothing right
n in right half there's nothing left. ha ha ha ha
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I have a confession to make,
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ever since i've known u
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it's hard for me to forget u,
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ever night u
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appear in my dream n I find myself shouting "bhagoo bhoot aya"
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ABCD A-ur attractive
B-ur d best
C-ur cute
D-ur dear 2 me
EFGH E-ur excellent
F-ur funny
G-ur good looking
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.HIJ H-hahaha I-i m J-joking
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Tere bap ki
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Tere ma ki……..
Tere kaka ki………
Tere kaki ki……
Tere bhai ki…..
Tere bhabhi ki……..
Tere pure khandan ki……..
Tu jaan hai re…
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Do u remember the day we traveled in a car
u put ur head out of the window n
I put my dog
out of the window n the people started shouting
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"twins twins"
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ONCE IN AN ELEPHANT SCHOOL TERE Were SOME LOFER ELEPHANTS,
WHO SAT ON WALL.
THEY SAW A FEMALE ELEPHANT PASS BY N U KNOW WHAT THEY SAID…….
36000 24000 36000…….
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Jack & Jill remix..........
Jack and Jill Went up the hill, And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass, And now two of his front teeth
are missing.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill, Each one had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents, You think they went for water?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, For just an itty bitty.
Jill is now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill, So now they've got a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, With a little peg of brandy.
Jack got stewed ,Jill got screwed, Now it's Jack and Jill, and Andy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
God knows what they did up there, Jack came down with a daughter.
>2nd Guy : You're lucky. Mine's still alive!
>>>>>>>>
1st Man: Yaar meri biwi mere doest ke sath bhaag gayi
2nd Man : Uski yaad aati hogi naa
>1st Man: Haa yaar.. bahut acha dost tha
>>>>>>>>
URGENT: 3 units of blood needed!.
.....
.
.
.
.
.Since ur Blood Group will b perfectly matching
pls contact BLUE CROSS immediately.
....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.Use this opportunity 2save a Monkeys life
>>>>>>>>
What is true friendship ? U cry, I cry U sad, I sad U laughing, I
laughing..U jump out of d window I still laughing...
He he he he he
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
IQ Test Results u r brain has 2 halves,
in left half there's nothing right
n in right half there's nothing left. ha ha ha ha
>>>>>>>>>>>
I have a confession to make,
..
.
.
.
.
ever since i've known u
.
.
.
.
.
it's hard for me to forget u,
.
.
.
.
.
ever night u
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
appear in my dream n I find myself shouting "bhagoo bhoot aya"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ABCD A-ur attractive
B-ur d best
C-ur cute
D-ur dear 2 me
EFGH E-ur excellent
F-ur funny
G-ur good looking
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.HIJ H-hahaha I-i m J-joking
>>>>>>>>
Tere bap ki
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Tere ma ki……..
Tere kaka ki………
Tere kaki ki……
Tere bhai ki…..
Tere bhabhi ki……..
Tere pure khandan ki……..
Tu jaan hai re…
>>>>>>>>>>.
Do u remember the day we traveled in a car
u put ur head out of the window n
I put my dog
out of the window n the people started shouting
.
.
.
.
.
"twins twins"
>>>>>>>>>>>>
ONCE IN AN ELEPHANT SCHOOL TERE Were SOME LOFER ELEPHANTS,
WHO SAT ON WALL.
THEY SAW A FEMALE ELEPHANT PASS BY N U KNOW WHAT THEY SAID…….
36000 24000 36000…….
>>>>>>>>>>>.
Jack & Jill remix..........
Jack and Jill Went up the hill, And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass, And now two of his front teeth
are missing.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill, Each one had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents, You think they went for water?
Jack and Jill went up the hill, For just an itty bitty.
Jill is now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill, So now they've got a daughter.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, With a little peg of brandy.
Jack got stewed ,Jill got screwed, Now it's Jack and Jill, and Andy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water
God knows what they did up there, Jack came down with a daughter.