Pakistani, Bangladeshi and INDIAN are in a bar one night having a beer.
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need
to drink out of the same glass twice either."
OUR INDIAN, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and
Bangladeshi. He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Balle balle !!!!
The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice."
The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need
to drink out of the same glass twice either."
OUR INDIAN, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws
his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and
Bangladeshi. He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi
that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
Balle balle !!!!