Good joke

[ashvin_1]

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor and said:
Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can get myself
treated fully within this period.
Doctor:
I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic, see that
board. Man:
No, Doctor, I have come to you only
Doctor:
But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
I do not treat human beings.
Man:
I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come to you only...
Doctor:
I can not, because you speak like me, think like me, talk like me
which means you are a human being and not an animal.
Man:
I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
Doctor:
OK. Tell me.
Man:
I sleep like a dog thinking about my work load whole night.
I get up in the morning & run like a horse whole day.
I go to work running like a deer
I work all the day like a donkey
I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
I wag my tail like a dog in front of all my bosses
I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
I am like a rabbit before my wife.

Doctor:
Are you from MUMBAI?
Man:
Yes

Doctor:
Instead of telling this long history you should have told me in the
beginning itself that you are from Mumbai !

 

[aman_00747]

good joke dear , keep posting..............

 

[aman_00747]

Pretty young girl: ‘If I go up to your room do you promise to be good?’
Young man: ‘Why — I promise to be FANTASTIC!’