preet_worldlife
Preet Jain
asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
364448441200
2
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
23233154831
3
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
21363098962
4
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
18622466604
5
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
18572479622
6
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
18132518705
7
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
17262300574
8
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
15562047491
9
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
15442031487
10
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
15181845327
11
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
14611932471
12
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
14481946498
13
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
14322053621
14
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
13381751413
15
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
13341951617
16
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
13281685357
17
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
12861597311
18
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
12431662419
19
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
12011539338
20
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...