"A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation."
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." .
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
"The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
"In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
"The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
"Few great men would have got past personnel."
"When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.
:SugarwareZ-083:
"I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons."
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." .
"In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock."
"Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet."
"The definition of a consultant: Someone who borrows, your watch, tells you the time and then charges you for the privilege."
"In the business world an executive knows something about everything, a technician knows everything about something and the switchboard operator knows everything."
"The first rule of business is: Do other men for they would do you."
"Few great men would have got past personnel."
"When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.
:SugarwareZ-083: