"Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known."
"There are lies, damned lies and statistics."
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
:SugarwareZ-058:
"There are lies, damned lies and statistics."
"I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison."
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
"You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one."
"Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me."
"Everything that can be invented has been invented."
"Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones."
"The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
:SugarwareZ-058: