For Engineers.............

10 engg commandments of Life

1. Thou shalt study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments ur self.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four lettered word.
 
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// The Years of Engineering

F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E. Tired of Engineering
B.E. Balls to Engineering

is it worth it???
 
Engineers Anthem:

Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All Clear, Honge All
Clear Ek Din,
OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas,
hum hoge all clear ek din




Top two Engineering Rumours:

'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm'
'Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at VJTI'



The most dreaded acronym for Engineers :

ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)





The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than 0.025% then that college is engineers dream
come true)



Engineers at work:
Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations
throughout the class



The most important machine for Engineers :
Xerox Machine ( Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)



The most important table in an Engineer's House:
The glass table ( to carry out GT operations, during Night Duty.)


The only queue an Engineer is familiar with:
Submission Queue



An Engineer's favourite watch:
Bird Watch !
 
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