ENGLISH IS very funny language

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Rohit Nangia
Put the word 'only'

at each possible place in the flg sentence to get totally different meanings for each:

Only I saw you with your wife in cinema yesterday..
I only saw you with your wife in cinema yesterday..
I saw only you with your wife in cinema yesterday..
I saw you only with your wife in cinema yesterday..
I saw you with only your wife in cinema yesterday..
I saw you with your only wife in cinema yesterday..
I saw you with your wife only in cinema yesterday..
I saw you with your wife in only cinema yesterday..
I saw you with your wife in cinema only yesterday..

That's English..
 
ANSWER to tat ---we cant start a sentence wid 'because' , because 'because' is a conjunction.

find more if u can
 
There is no egg in an eggplant. It doesn't look or taste like an egg.

There is no ham in a hamburger.

There is no pine nor apple in a pineapple.

Where did these names come from?

English muffins were not invented in England and French fries were not invented in France, so where did such names come from?

Some names seem to describe the opposite of what the things really are:

Quicksand pulls you down slowly.

Boxing rings are square.

A Guinea pig is not from Guinea and it is not a member of the pig family.
 
22 Nov 2005 11:44 pm #46
These are intersting...


The longest word you can spell without repeating a letter:
uncopyrightable.

The longest word with just one vowel: strengths

The only English word with a triple letter: goddessship

The word with the longest definition in most dictionaries:
set

The shortest -ology (study of) word: oology (the study of
eggs.)
 
English has to be one of the hardest languages to understand. Read the paragraph below and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic
protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self rotational translation oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In plain English what does this translate to?

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after!
 
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