vishal_1986
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
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[1] My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I
got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
[2] Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
[3] After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't
suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
[4] Next,I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was
too exhausting.
[5] Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little
spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
[6] I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced
it I couldn't cut the mustard.
[7] My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.
[8] I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have
any patience.
[9] Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just
didn't fit.
[10] I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I
couldn't live on my net income.
[11] I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.
[12] So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.
[13] After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally
got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no'
future in it.
[14] My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit
because it was always the same old grind.
[15] SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE
JOB!
[1] My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I
got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
[2] Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just
couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
[3] After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't
suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
[4] Next,I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was
too exhausting.
[5] Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little
spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
[6] I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced
it I couldn't cut the mustard.
[7] My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
noteworthy.
[8] I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have
any patience.
[9] Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just
didn't fit.
[10] I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I
couldn't live on my net income.
[11] I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance
Company, but the work was just too draining.
[12] So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I
wasn't fit for the job.
[13] After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally
got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no'
future in it.
[14] My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit
because it was always the same old grind.
[15] SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE
JOB!
