Ekdum Phunny

kartik

Kartik Raichura
Staff member
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written
by
people in various places of India ...



1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.



2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing
the
"mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."



3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing
his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."



4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please
grant me 10 days leave."



5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return,
please grant me half day casual leave"



6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."



7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you
to
leave me today"



8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."



10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."



11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may
be granted leave".



12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."



13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and
I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.
 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!


:bigsmile:

:pound:

VERY VERY FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check this out -----------

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the
closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball."

Man: "That's nice."

Boy: "Want to buy it?"

Man: "No, thanks."

Boy: My dad's outside."

Man: "OK, how much?"

Boy: "$250."




In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here."

Man: "Yes, it is."

Boy: "I have a baseball glove."

Man: "How much?"

Boy:
"$750."

Man: "Fine."



A few days later, the father says to the boy,

"Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't! I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says,"$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that. That is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says,
"Don't start that shit again


:SugarwareZ-191:

Take Care

Cheers :tea:
 
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