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“They are scrappers who rely on belligerence –we are the better team” –Alex Ferguson ; manager of Manchester United with rattler in hand , when his team lost out to Arsenal in both League and cup fixes.

“Everyone thinks that they have the prettiest wife at home” – Arsene Wenger, Arsenal manager and friendly neighbourhood Ferguson cork.

Many times both professionally and personally our beady little eyes don’t quite comprehend or rather don’t want to acknowledge the hard facts slapping our face. For all the neon lights that seemed enchanting from afar; feel nauseating when in close proximity. I mean I didn’t expect Princess Leia in tight Golden Bikini (Star wars… folks see it If you haven’t…”Luke; I am your father” …epic) but I also didn’t expect the equivalent of Macbeth’s witches pining for virility.

Your best prepared presentations may have paltry turnout and when you have just skimmed through the matter and are up there due to some unforeseen compulsions; 10 people will earnestly start pitching their questions. Your parents don’t bother you when you are watching “Man vs Wild” but they barge in without notice when you are enjoying 300 (yes the Spartan one ) for the umpteenth time with the lights switched off and doors shut; so you can scream with Leonidas….(This is Sparta!!!) among other perky factors.

The ideal attitude to have in such a case is sheer , thick headed belligerence.

When Ferguson’s team lost out deservedly ; he cast smug glances at sour grapes instead of admitting that he had been second best. He refused to lose face , at least in front of the camera , but he must have screamed his throat hoarse at the players in the locker room. In retrospect , we may say that his attitude worked as he is now sitting at the very top of the stack , looking down at other managers ; condescendingly suggesting to spit gum on them.

This is what we can take from Fergie ; among many other things. Working behind the scenes ; while keeping a poker face to questions about the flaws baring themselves. Talking about flaws to unconcerned people will invoke sundry responses , which people will gloat for a few days and then sell the paper for INR 5 / Kg.

 
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