amitjangid
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool on the other.
Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either"
Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary - A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of thingsstraight.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.
Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
Midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when
you are early.
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.
fool on the other.
Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing
through "the minds of either"
Conference - The confusion of one man multiplied by the number
present.
Compromise - The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is
defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary - A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room - A place where everybody talks, nobody listens
and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of thingsstraight.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their
mouth.
Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than
you actually do.
Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience - The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of
when dead.
Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist- A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls
into a river.
Optimist - A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in
Midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father - A banker provided by nature.
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when
you are early.
Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his
bills.