joshi.murgha
Murgha Joshi
Crazy #BetterShoppingTactics
1. randomly punch and kick people. you'll fit right in! #BetterShoppingTactics @midnight
2. Grease up head to toe for easy crowd navigation #BetterShoppingTactics @midnight
3. Let Google pick the gift since they already know everything about you and all your friends #BetterShoppingTactics @midnight
4. While stores are still closed, take a ring of keys and act like an employee all the way to the front of the line. #BetterShoppingTactics
5. Train a monkey to steal for you. Dress it up in Gap For Kids clothes and take it to the mall. #BetterShoppingTactics @midnight
6. No matter what crime you commit shopping blame it on rival Chinese gang. Jax will believe you,Mayhem ensues @midnight #BetterShoppingTactics
7. #BetterShoppingTactics Hire Ferguson police to thin out the competition with tear gas.
8. Shop to an 80s montage and get three days of shopping done in two-and-a-half minutes. #BetterShoppingTactics @midnight
9. We're totally done with this "spending money" garbage, so let's play #BetterShoppingTactics! Unwrap that tablet you got for your mom & play!
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