Corporate Joke !!

[divyaz.paradise]

There's a story about a manager interviewing three prospects, a mathematician, a physicist and an accountant. As a final question he asks each one what is two plus two.

The mathematician replies "Well, assuming we are talking standard base 10 arithmetic, I'd say 4". The physicist replies "Well, ignoring effects of relativity, I'd say 4". The accountant gets up, walks over and closes the door, then comes back and whispers in the manager's ear "How much would you like it to be?".

 

[yonlyme]

that was a good one ..............keep them coming

 

[ankush_garg2]

hey d accountant is cool... i need one for explaining me accounts..

 

[sharky]

hehe.........that was a good one!
keep it up!

 

[anup711]

Good one...

Here's adding some corporate office lingo:

1. Work is first priority
REALLY means :-- too ugly to get a date

2. good communication skills
REALLY means :-- Spends lot of time on phone

3. Good presentation skills
REALLY means :-- Can talk bullshit

:SugarwareZ-254:

 

[heartcracker]

haha oo good keep it up...where do u get thee things from