Christmas in Heaven...
Three men had been at a wild office party and died in a car accident on
Christmas Eve. They soon found themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting
to enter Heaven. But before they could pass, Saint Peter required them
to present something related to Christmas.
The first man pulled off his sweater and handed it to Saint Peter.
"This sweater is made from virgin wool. You know, like Mary was a
virgin."
"Well, that's a bit of a stretch, but I'm feeling lenient," Saint Peter
replied. "You can go on in."
The second man quickly scratched on a business card and handed it to
Saint Peter. "Before I died, I was a manager," he said. "But I
scratched off the second 'a,' and now it says 'manger.'"
Saint Peter rolled his eyes. "Okay, that's really a stretch. But since
I let the other guy in, I suppose you can go in as well."
The third man pulled out a pair of women's underwear and handed them to
Saint Peter.
"Now look, this is ridiculous," Saint Peter exclaimed. "I was willing
to give the other two guys the benefit of the doubt, but I fail to see
how this could possibly be related to Christmas!"
The man blushed and responded, "They're Carol's."
Three men had been at a wild office party and died in a car accident on
Christmas Eve. They soon found themselves at the Pearly Gates waiting
to enter Heaven. But before they could pass, Saint Peter required them
to present something related to Christmas.
The first man pulled off his sweater and handed it to Saint Peter.
"This sweater is made from virgin wool. You know, like Mary was a
virgin."
"Well, that's a bit of a stretch, but I'm feeling lenient," Saint Peter
replied. "You can go on in."
The second man quickly scratched on a business card and handed it to
Saint Peter. "Before I died, I was a manager," he said. "But I
scratched off the second 'a,' and now it says 'manger.'"
Saint Peter rolled his eyes. "Okay, that's really a stretch. But since
I let the other guy in, I suppose you can go in as well."
The third man pulled out a pair of women's underwear and handed them to
Saint Peter.
"Now look, this is ridiculous," Saint Peter exclaimed. "I was willing
to give the other two guys the benefit of the doubt, but I fail to see
how this could possibly be related to Christmas!"
The man blushed and responded, "They're Carol's."
