themaharana
Par 100 posts (V.I.P)
>A newly wed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband,
> > >although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
> > >party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey,
> > >I'll be right back."
> > >
> > >
> > >"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to
> > >the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer", said the husband.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
>
> > >refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
> > >12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> > >think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
> > >know...they
> >
> > >have frozen glasses..."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
> > >him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge
>
> > >beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills
> > >just holding it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
>
> > >bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
> > >won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took
> > >out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> > >blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> > >
> > >
> > >"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
>
> > >dirty words and all that..."
> > >
> > >
> > >"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
> > >
> > >
> > >"LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN
>
> > >MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,
> > >AND
> >
> > >YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >..and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
> > >although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and
> > >party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey,
> > >I'll be right back."
> > >
> > >
> > >"Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. "I'm going to
> > >the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer", said the husband.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the
>
> > >refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from
> > >12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could
> > >think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop...but at the bar...you
> > >know...they
> >
> > >have frozen glasses..."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted
> > >him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge
>
> > >beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills
> > >just holding it.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the
>
> > >bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I
> > >won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took
> > >out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
> > >blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc.
> > >
> > >
> > >"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know... there's swearing,
>
> > >dirty words and all that..."
> > >
> > >
> > >"You want dirty words, cutie pie?...
> > >
> > >
> > >"LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN
>
> > >MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW,
> > >AND
> >
> > >YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >..and, they lived happily ever after. Isn't that a sweet story?
