vengabeats
Nilesh Nagdev
VERY PROUD TO BE BRITISH BECAUSE...
Only in Britain...
* can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
* do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
* do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
* do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
* do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
* do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
* are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
* 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
* 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
* 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
* 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
* 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
* British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
* 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
* 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a ligher cigarette in their mouth.
* A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
* 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
* and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
Only in Britain...
* can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
* do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
* do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.
* do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
* do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
* do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
* are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.
NOT TO MENTION...
* 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.
* 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.
* 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.
* 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.
* 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.
* British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.
* 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.
* 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a ligher cigarette in their mouth.
* A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A & E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
* 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.
* and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.