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[vandanapandey11]

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

"I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

 

[Mujtaba]

[☻All I ever wanted is what others have.


☻Laugh on your one and the world thinks you are an idiot.


☻A kiss that says it all is seldom a first edition.


☻Women have usually nothing to wear and no room to put it away!


☻It is better to be fair than to be popular!


☻The strongest musle of the human body is the tongue.


☻Time is something that makes sure that everything does nog happen at the same moment.


☻Life is not short, it is being dead that lasts such a long time!


☻I intend to live for ever and so far everything goes well.


☻I see things the way they are and say: Why? .................. I dream of things that never were and say: Why not?


☻Life is what happens when you plan to do other things -- John Lennon


☻copernicus said:"men with dick in peanutbutter is fucking nuts."


☻Law of Murphy..... Everything that can go wrong, goes wrong sooner or later......Murphy was an optimist.