montu_1482
New member
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one
else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need
much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car
around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the
manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three
days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!
else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
yesterday
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Manager: Sorry, but i can't give u a job. I don't need
much help.
Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the
right person in this case. You
see, I won't be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car
around it.
Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the
manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three
days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to
teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!