Arrogant Brahmin of Congress - A touching peom for all Indians

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ABC has spoken !

Arrogant Brahmin of Congress ( ABC ) says,

" You cannot be a PM
Tea Vendor of India !

You are destined to die a tea vendor
And breed some more tea vendors
Live in slums,
You
Who are a mere tea vendor
Vegetable vendor
Newspaper vendor
Delivery boy
Roadside cobbler
Sweeper of the street
Maid servant to my wife
Ayah of my children ,

You cannot be a PM !

You must continue to live
In abject poverty
And learn to survive
On Rs 27 per day ( what we have fixed fairly ! )
Drink 2 cups of tea
And eat 2 slices of bread,
Till you die of starvation
Or choose to commit suicide
( Choice is yours ! )

But you cannot be a PM !

You may continue to die of dengue
Or of malaria or TB
Or a disease of your choice
You,
Who are a mere
Dalit
Backward Class
Scheduled caste
Manual Scavenger
Harijan , Bhangi
Searcher of food in piles of garbage :

Go jump into gutters
Or in polluted rivers
Stop dreaming of clean air
Or a glass of clean water
Inhale the acrid smell of chemicals
Till your lungs corrode !
Don't sleep if you cannot
On our freezing footpaths,

But do not dream
Of becoming a PM !

You stupid fool ,
Learn well your
Gita , Bible , Koran
And when we slap you
with an insult ( " You cannot be a PM " )
Turn your other cheek !

And silently wait
For rest of this Century
( a mere 86 years ! )
As you have waited
For the past 66 years

Till then
Keep toiling
In the dark dungeons called Dharavi
( we have one in every city )
Or under the scorching sun
Of our parched fields

And if you won't vote for us
Who cares ?
You
Who are a mere 400 million ,
Who cares for you !

How dare you dream
To be our PM ?
A post that
We
The sycophants
Have reserved for our exalted leader
For eternity to come !

Didn't you hear our leader say ,
Congress is idea
Not an institution,
And poverty is a state of mind ?

So , stop imagining the unimaginable
You cannot be our PM - ever "

The ABC has spoken
At the AICC session ,
Now it is your turn to speak
Vendors of India !
 
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