MAXDROIT
Vyankatesh Rathi
>
> These are Girls adds taken from shaadi.com
>
> These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar
> and spell errors have no
> place in a profile description as everything is
> straight from the heart!
> Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your
> basic grammar after
> reading this mail...
>
>
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>
> - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single
> i dont have male, If any
> one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I
> am not a good education
> but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me
> u welcome to my heart...
> when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or
> send u letter.. Thanks
> yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
>
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>
> i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family
> from orissa state she
> is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and
> other homework
>
> (Homework?)
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with
> me forever. he may never
> create any difficulties in my life or his life by
> which the entire life can
> run smoothly. thank you
>
> (The principle of running life smoothly was never so
> easy!)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> he should be good looking and should have a service.
> he Shoulsd have one
> brother and one sister. he should be educated.
>
> (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
>
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>
>
> I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every
> moments of life. I love
> to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first
> step of love. I am
> looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than
> i. Because i love myself
> a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
> ........
> hold
> my hand forever !!!
>
> (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
>
ound:
>
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>
>
> i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife
> because ofmylucknow i
> amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
>
> (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
>:SugarwareZ-064:
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>
>
> My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar
> Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
> in KSBKBT......
>
> (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she
> must be demanding too much,
> ain't he?)
>:SugarwareZ-158:
>
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>
>
> i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear
> jeans in house but while
> steping out of house he should give recpect to our
> cast
>
> (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
>:bigsmile:
>
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>
>
> HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY
> TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
> LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS
> ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
> GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
> 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
> GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
> SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
> ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
>
> (all of us are loughing{laughing})
>:SugarwareZ-254:
>
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>
> whatever he may be but he should feel that he is
> going to be someone groom
> and he must think of the future life if he is
> toolike this he would bde
> called the man of the lamp
>
> (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me
> what this girl wants)
>:SugarwareZ-064:
>
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>
> i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search
> my patner and i love the
> patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
>
> (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok".
> The person is suffering
> from "Ok-syndrome")
>
>
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>
> HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND
> NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
> 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS
> OK
>
> (the "ok syndrome" again)
>
>
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>
> iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two
> sister and fater&mother
> sister complity marred
>
> (somebody please explain in comments section how to
> get married
> 'completely'?)
>:SugarwareZ-299:
>
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>
>
> iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one
> brother and parent.
> i
> am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my
> original resdence at kalahandi
> diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
>
> (actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or
> tailor.??)
>
>
>
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>
> my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes
> you marrige me pleaes
> pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
>
> (height of desperation! J )
>
>:fear:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me
> heartly or he havea frank
> he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a
> whitey. IThink the main think
> is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
> beautiful.
> but
> iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but
> my Mom say that Iam a
> good girl. My father already expired . iam
> ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
> bye bye.
>
> (uttama purishinin)
>
>
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>
> iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was
> marred.
>
> (No comments)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY
> HABIT.
>
> (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run
> my life happily.i
> divorced my first husband.his charactor is not
> good'. i expect the good
> minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same
> caste or other caste
> accepted ...
>
> (but credit cards not accepted..???)
>
>
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>
> my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like
> social service
>
> (Zebra..???)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple
> who trust me lot should
> be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
>
> (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
>
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
>
> (this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she
> is yet to find a
> bridegroom.
> I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am
> sure she will get one
> soon.)
>ound:
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his
> any treasure.
> because boy is the maharaja.
>
> (Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> sse failed three times and worked with privated ltd
> company which not paying
> salary at present.
>
> (Any takers again?)
:SugarwareZ-191:
> These are Girls adds taken from shaadi.com
>
> These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar
> and spell errors have no
> place in a profile description as everything is
> straight from the heart!
> Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your
> basic grammar after
> reading this mail...
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Sowmya , I am single
> i dont have male, If any
> one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I
> am not a good education
> but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me
> u welcome to my heart...
> when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or
> send u letter.. Thanks
> yours Regards Sowmya ~*~
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family
> from orissa state she
> is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and
> other homework
>
> (Homework?)
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Wants a man who knows me better and can adjust with
> me forever. he may never
> create any difficulties in my life or his life by
> which the entire life can
> run smoothly. thank you
>
> (The principle of running life smoothly was never so
> easy!)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> he should be good looking and should have a service.
> he Shoulsd have one
> brother and one sister. he should be educated.
>
> (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every
> moments of life. I love
> to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first
> step of love. I am
> looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than
> i. Because i love myself
> a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on
> ........
> hold
> my hand forever !!!
>
> (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
>
ound: >
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> i am simple girl.I have lot ofproblemin mylife
> because ofmylucknow i
> amlooking oneboyhe caremeandloveme lot lot lot
>
> (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
>:SugarwareZ-064:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> My husband should be as 'Shiva' as in Kahani Ghar
> Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
> in KSBKBT......
>
> (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure she
> must be demanding too much,
> ain't he?)
>:SugarwareZ-158:
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear
> jeans in house but while
> steping out of house he should give recpect to our
> cast
>
> (by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)
>:bigsmile:
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY
> TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
> LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS
> ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
> GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY ,THEY ARE
> 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
> GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY
> SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH
> ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
>
> (all of us are loughing{laughing})
>:SugarwareZ-254:
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> whatever he may be but he should feel that he is
> going to be someone groom
> and he must think of the future life if he is
> toolike this he would bde
> called the man of the lamp
>
> (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me
> what this girl wants)
>:SugarwareZ-064:
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search
> my patner and i love the
> patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
>
> (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok".
> The person is suffering
> from "Ok-syndrome")
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND
> NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
> 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS
> OK
>
> (the "ok syndrome" again)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two
> sister and fater&mother
> sister complity marred
>
> (somebody please explain in comments section how to
> get married
> 'completely'?)
>:SugarwareZ-299:
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one
> brother and parent.
> i
> am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my
> original resdence at kalahandi
> diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
>
> (actually what is this girl doing? Postal service or
> tailor.??)
>
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes
> you marrige me pleaes
> pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
>
> (height of desperation! J )
>
>:fear:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
>
> Iwant one boy who love me or my mother. he love me
> heartly or he havea frank
> he's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a
> whitey. IThink the main think
> is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
> beautiful.
> but
> iam not a handsome girl or not a good looking. but
> my Mom say that Iam a
> good girl. My father already expired . iam
> ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR.
> bye bye.
>
> (uttama purishinin)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was
> marred.
>
> (No comments)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY
> HABIT.
>
> (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run
> my life happily.i
> divorced my first husband.his charactor is not
> good'. i expect the good
> minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same
> caste or other caste
> accepted ...
>
> (but credit cards not accepted..???)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like
> social service
>
> (Zebra..???)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, boy simple
> who trust me lot should
> be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY.
>
> (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)
>
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> to be married on jan-2005. working man perferable
>
> (this girl has fixed the marriage date too! But she
> is yet to find a
> bridegroom.
> I wish her best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am
> sure she will get one
> soon.)
>
ound: >
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> i would like a beautyfull boy. and i do not want his
> any treasure.
> because boy is the maharaja.
>
> (Now he is going to be a lucky boy! Any takers?)
>
>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> sse failed three times and worked with privated ltd
> company which not paying
> salary at present.
>
> (Any takers again?)
:SugarwareZ-191: