themaharana
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gate, the angel tells Ford,
>>"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed
>>the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
> >
> > So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the
>first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.
> >
> > When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
>woman?"
> >
> > Adam says, "Yes."
> >
> > "Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
> >
> > 1. There's too much front end protrusion.
> >
> > 2. It chatters at high speeds.
> >
> > 3. The rear end wobbles too much.
> >
> > 4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
> >
> > "Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial
>supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The
>computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to
>Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the
>stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
>>"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed
>>the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven."
> >
> > So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the
>first man." So, the angel points Adam out to Ford.
> >
> > When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
>woman?"
> >
> > Adam says, "Yes."
> >
> > "Well, says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
> >
> > 1. There's too much front end protrusion.
> >
> > 2. It chatters at high speeds.
> >
> > 3. The rear end wobbles too much.
> >
> > 4. And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
> >
> > "Hmmm...", says Adam, "Hold on." So Adam goes to the celestial
>supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. The
>computer prints out a slip of paper and Adam reads it. He then says to
>Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to the
>stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than yours."
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