A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
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>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
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>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
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>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
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>We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
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>WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
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>They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
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>You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
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>Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
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>You know you always forget to salt them.
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>Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
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>The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
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>You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
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>The husband calmly replied,
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>"I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."
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>Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
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>"Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!
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>You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!
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>We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
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>WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
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>They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!
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>You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up!
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>Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them.
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>You know you always forget to salt them.
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>Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
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>The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you?
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>You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"
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>The husband calmly replied,
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>"I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving."