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Savio Cabral
One day, three explorers go to the jungle to do some tomb-raiding.
Suddenly they are attacked by the feared moschitu tribe and are taken captive. All three of them are lined up in front of the chief and are told of their fate.
Chief: "You have but one chance to live. Go out into the jungle and
fetch ten pieces of the same fruit. You may pick any fruit you wish. But there
must be ten of them. NOW GO!!!"
Under guard of several tribesmen, each of the explorers set off to find ten fruits each, to appease the chief and perhaps win their freedom.
The first explorer comes back with ten apples. He is taken before the
chief and there he presents his catch.
Chief: "You have done well. Now learn of your fate! You must shove each
and every one of those apples up your butt and not scream or make any noise whatsoever. If you do so, we will set you free! If not, you will die!".
The explorer drops his trousers and takes one big gulp before he shoves
in the first apple. After a lot pushing and jumping, he gets it thru. After
a lot more pushing and shoving and wild jumping and landing on his butt,
he is able to shove the second one thru.
By now, the pain is unbearable and he is walking like he had two apples
up his butt. He barely even picks up the third apple when he screams in
agony. Instantly, he is beheaded by the tribesmen.
The second explorer is doing his fruit search near the village so he can
still hear the bellowing voice of the chief. Now that he knows what to
look for, he sets off in search of the smallest fruits he can find. He comes
up to a cherry tree and picks off ten of the smallest cherries he can find.
He rushes back to the village and presents himself to the chief. The
chief tells him of his fate and the explorer almost smiles knowing that he has
the edge. He shoves in one cherry, then two cherries, then three cherries
then four. He is almost going to make it as he shoves in the fifth up to
eighth cherries when he suddenly breaks out in agonising laughter. He is
instantly beheaded by the tribesmen.
Up in Heaven, the first explorer is in line at the Pearly Gates where he
is joined by the second explorer. The first one turns to the second and
says:"Hey, I was watching you down there thru the pool of all-knowing up here in Heaven. You were already up to eight cherries when you suddenly broke out in laughter. What happened?".
Second Explorer: "I couldn't help it. I looked up and around and I saw
the third explorer coming back and he was carrying ten pineapples!" --
Suddenly they are attacked by the feared moschitu tribe and are taken captive. All three of them are lined up in front of the chief and are told of their fate.
Chief: "You have but one chance to live. Go out into the jungle and
fetch ten pieces of the same fruit. You may pick any fruit you wish. But there
must be ten of them. NOW GO!!!"
Under guard of several tribesmen, each of the explorers set off to find ten fruits each, to appease the chief and perhaps win their freedom.
The first explorer comes back with ten apples. He is taken before the
chief and there he presents his catch.
Chief: "You have done well. Now learn of your fate! You must shove each
and every one of those apples up your butt and not scream or make any noise whatsoever. If you do so, we will set you free! If not, you will die!".
The explorer drops his trousers and takes one big gulp before he shoves
in the first apple. After a lot pushing and jumping, he gets it thru. After
a lot more pushing and shoving and wild jumping and landing on his butt,
he is able to shove the second one thru.
By now, the pain is unbearable and he is walking like he had two apples
up his butt. He barely even picks up the third apple when he screams in
agony. Instantly, he is beheaded by the tribesmen.
The second explorer is doing his fruit search near the village so he can
still hear the bellowing voice of the chief. Now that he knows what to
look for, he sets off in search of the smallest fruits he can find. He comes
up to a cherry tree and picks off ten of the smallest cherries he can find.
He rushes back to the village and presents himself to the chief. The
chief tells him of his fate and the explorer almost smiles knowing that he has
the edge. He shoves in one cherry, then two cherries, then three cherries
then four. He is almost going to make it as he shoves in the fifth up to
eighth cherries when he suddenly breaks out in agonising laughter. He is
instantly beheaded by the tribesmen.
Up in Heaven, the first explorer is in line at the Pearly Gates where he
is joined by the second explorer. The first one turns to the second and
says:"Hey, I was watching you down there thru the pool of all-knowing up here in Heaven. You were already up to eight cherries when you suddenly broke out in laughter. What happened?".
Second Explorer: "I couldn't help it. I looked up and around and I saw
the third explorer coming back and he was carrying ten pineapples!" --