Siddhartha1989
Siddhartha Bhavsar
1. When Rajnikanth does push-ups, he isnt lifting himself up. he is pushing the earth down!
2. There is o such thing as evolution, its just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live!
3. Rajnikanth can divide by zero!
4. Rajnikanth can judge a book by his cover!
5. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin!
6. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door!
7. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendents are today called Giraffes!!!
8. rajnikanth can make onions cry!
9. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise!
10. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight; the knife lost! hahahhahaha
11. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child, the bed wet itself in fear!
12. Rajnikanth doesnt breathe; air hides in his lungs for protection!
13. Rajnikanth doesnt own a stove, oven or a microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold..
14. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there is o sign of life there!
15. Rajnikanth doesnt move at the speed of light, light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth!
16. Rajnikanth knows Victoria's Secret!
17. Google won't find Rajnikanth, because you don't find Rajnikanth, ajnikanth finds you!
18. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep!
19. Rajnikanth calls Voldemort by his name!
20. Rajnikanth's calender goes straight from 31st March to April 2nd.. No one fools Rajnikanth!!
21. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack, his heart lost!
22. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
23. Rajnikanth doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time is it!
24. When you say nobody is perfect, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
25. In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you including the room itself!
2. There is o such thing as evolution, its just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live!
3. Rajnikanth can divide by zero!
4. Rajnikanth can judge a book by his cover!
5. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycle Bin!
6. Rajnikanth can slam a revolving door!
7. Rajnikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. It's descendents are today called Giraffes!!!
8. rajnikanth can make onions cry!
9. Rajnikanth destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise!
10. Rajnikanth once got into a knife-fight; the knife lost! hahahhahaha
11. Rajnikanth never wet his bed as a child, the bed wet itself in fear!
12. Rajnikanth doesnt breathe; air hides in his lungs for protection!
13. Rajnikanth doesnt own a stove, oven or a microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold..
14. Rajnikanth has already been to Mars, thats why there is o sign of life there!
15. Rajnikanth doesnt move at the speed of light, light moves at the speed of Rajnikanth!
16. Rajnikanth knows Victoria's Secret!
17. Google won't find Rajnikanth, because you don't find Rajnikanth, ajnikanth finds you!
18. Rajnikanth leaves messages before the beep!
19. Rajnikanth calls Voldemort by his name!
20. Rajnikanth's calender goes straight from 31st March to April 2nd.. No one fools Rajnikanth!!
21. Rajnikanth once had a heart attack, his heart lost!
22. Rajnikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head!
23. Rajnikanth doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time is it!
24. When you say nobody is perfect, Rajnikanth takes this as a personal insult.
25. In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects Rajnikanth could use to kill you including the room itself!