sardars

A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”!! When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha ------------------------------ Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte...

"Aaj Tak" gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at Amritsar station. Only one Sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to the Sardarji and the conversation between them goes as follows: Correspondent: How did this happen? Sardarji: Well, all the 200 people were waiting for...